While we are all still trying to come to terms with the idea that Hello Kitty, is in fact, not a cat (pause for effect), some of us have been left frazzled, disheartened and absolutely incapable of putting together a suitable mix or two for the weekend. This is where we come in. the interns are here once again to mend this cat-astrophe; whether it be at a party or taking the dog for a walk, there’s no need for any of those unnecessary awkward silences.
Dizzy: Music to crunch to
Time to feel the burn. Remember, my Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun. You want people to stare, you want people to gasp at just how big your…crunches are. This mix is going to give you that little bit of oomph to get you going in the gym.
Wayward – Nest HQ MiniMix: Music to make friends with
The dancefloor is an awkward place at best- a mixture of those who can dance, partnered with some of the most uncoordinated and intoxicated animals you have ever seen. Use this mix to make sense of it all. It’s the perfect beat to shimmy over to a new friend and introduce yourself. Not too fast, not too slow. Just the perfect touch for a night time meeting.
Cashmere Cat – Rinse FM Podcast: Music to squeak the bed
What better way to cure your lack of music dilemma than with the purrrrfect mix from none other than the feline turntable-ist himself, Cashmere Cat. Take this mix however it comes naturally. It’s a blend of R&B, hip hop and just Cashmere’s original squeaky twang. Your bed is there to be bounced on, so go wild!
Club Nights Episode 38: Mum I ate too much sugar…
The cure? Dance it off. You are certainly not going to be sitting still after this firecracker blows out your speakers. Lactic acid burning up, breaking a sweat, repetitive dance moves – whatever it takes to itch that scratch, just move!
GORILLA VS. BEAR AUGUST 2014: Music to nurse your hangover
Sometimes your Friday night knock-off drink leads to another, then another, until next thing you know, you’re allured by the smell of Pie Face and cursing Barry O’Farrell for ending your night ‘early’. This is a mix for those who went a little too hard before the weekend even began. Lie back, rest those dancing feet, and be soothed by the likes of Drake and Kero Kero Bonito as you reach for the second round of Panadol Rapid.